HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 2)
What Barney didn’t know is that Robin begged Coulson’s team to inject the GH-325 drug into his system to prevent him from dying years ago. She promised to look after him for the rest of his life and look out for possible negative side effects of the drug, without Barney ever finding out about any of it since it’s a classified, SHIELD-member-only information. Scared that one information may lead him to another, and scared of where he may end up in, Robin did what she thinks is best when she found out he knew about her identity as Agent Maria Hill: She distanced herself away from him so he could go on with his life as she look after him and keep him safe from afar.
Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he
u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time
you had one job, Tony
what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?
may I also point out (comic book spoilers here) that Tony was one of the first people Bucky wanted to kill after he was freed
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.
As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.
you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.
"So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good. Until you dragged me back into to this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?"
And in that moment, I swear the Hulk was less of a giant rage monster, and more of a giant green protector keeping Bruce safe.
hearing him saying those lines for the first time really made me sad.
Headcanon: Sherlock and John hid easter eggs for each other. Sherlock just stands in the middle of the room, looks at things and knows immediately where they are. John searchs really long and then finds the eggs because Sherlock helps him.